Michael Moore Takes Time Out Of His Bi-Hourly Feeding Schedule To Ramble...
As a fat guy (Who is trying to lose weight, unlike Michael Moore.) that is also from Flint, Michigan… it disgusts me that I share a hometown with the Communist bastard. He certainly doesn’t speak for...
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Jim Carrey Commits Suicide After Nobody Finds His New Anti-Gun Song ‘Cold...
Hollyweird, California- The body of Jim Carrey was discovered today by a midget riding a camel in the hills of Hollyweird. He had to be identified by what was left of his teeth, because he had bashed...
View ArticleI shaved. *Tear*
I felt it was time to get rid of my Winter Beard, which has been called “Epic” by a young lady that works at Panda Express. So, instead I will grow my Summer Beard… the same… just much shorter. Yes,...
View ArticleSasquatch sighted in Columbia Falls….
Oh, who am I kidding? The last time someone dressed up as a Sasquatch in the Flathead Valley, he got hit by two cars and was run over. So looks like there’s not going to be an April Fools Day post on...
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